My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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