You can't motorboat a personality
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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