Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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