so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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