The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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