I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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