Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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