Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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