felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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