Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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