I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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