Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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