Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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