Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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