that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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