sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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