so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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