he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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