He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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