We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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