that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My vagina just clenched in fear
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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