Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We are all done wearing pants today
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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