i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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