I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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