White coat. Heels.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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