If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Boobs speak an international language.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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