You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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