Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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