Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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