If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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