My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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