is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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