There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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