Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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