Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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