my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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