You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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