Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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