Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Are my feet made of real feet?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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