there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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