I think scott just propositioned me for sex
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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