Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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