We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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