oh god the rape fog is back!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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