She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Oh Jesus.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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