yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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