Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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