I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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