Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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