I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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