I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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