The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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