whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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