Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
