Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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