Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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