what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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