Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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